okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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