as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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