are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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