let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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