your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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