So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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