who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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