Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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