I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I stole a fireplace last night.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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