Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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