Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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