Plan B is the new Plan A
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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