Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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