She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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