you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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