talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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