I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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