Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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