I am puke
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
