In the future we'll all be gay
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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