i just google imaged poop.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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