I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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