Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Sober January is a disaster.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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