Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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