come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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