I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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