new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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