He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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