I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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