I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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