We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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