there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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