I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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