im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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