to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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