i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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