Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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