I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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