Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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