I think I died a long time ago.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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