You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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