I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
420 ftw
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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