drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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