you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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