I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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