Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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