Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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