Kiss
Puke
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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