Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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