Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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