real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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