Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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