you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
cat food counts as protein by the way
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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