there's paper in my vomit.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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