you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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