Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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