would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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