: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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